Ipitome Of Lazy

I went to the mall the other day. As I got out of my car there was a man standing next to his with his car door open, and what in the world was he doing?

As a woman sat in the passenger seat (his wife? girlfriend?) he stood there urinating in the parking lot! He was less than 100 feet from the mall.

I know they have restrooms in the mall…

Gross!

I rushed into the mall, sickened by this display of nonchalance. I made my purchase and headed back out toward my car only to pass “The Whiz” as he came strutting in with this girl on his arm looking proud as a peacock. Eck! You can have him girl.

- wowf

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